A full day’s work March 27, 2007
It has taken me all day (since 10:00) to get this far. I’m exhausted! The next big step is smocking, which I hope won’t take too long. I think tonight would go a lot better if a certain 5-year-old hadn’t broke the DVD player this afternoon, rendering the TiVo unusuable as well. It’s gonna be a long one…send some help (or Mello Yello, whichever is easier).
A full day’s work March 27, 2007
It has taken me all day (since 10:00) to get this far. I’m exhausted! The next big step is smocking, which I hope won’t take too long. I think tonight would go a lot better if a certain 5-year-old hadn’t broke the DVD player this afternoon, rendering the TiVo unusuable as well. It’s gonna be a long one…send some help (or Mello Yello, whichever is easier).
Alert! Alert! March 20, 2007
Originally there was supposed to be a Grey’s Anatomy repeat this Thursday night, but I just realized (thank you TiVo!) that it is NEW!!!! I’ll even share the preview because I love y’all so much (or I’m a Grey’s addict…yeah, that too)
Too Early! March 15, 2007
Things that may or may not* be said between the hours of 5:30 and 7:00 a.m. on any given day:
Southern Mom:
Your alarm clock! Turn it off! It’s loud, you’re going to wake up the whole house! TURN IT OFF!!!
(a few minutes later)
Your cell phone! It’s your cell phone! No, not your alarm clock! YOUR CELL PHONE!!!!!
(when he finally stops the noise)
I don’t know why you set an alarm clock when you can’t hear it! It wakes everyone up BUT you!
Southern Dad:
Shut up! (still quite asleep, mind you)
Southern Mom (round 2):
Turn that *%@^%$! alarm clock off before I beat your @$$!
Soutern Dad! Southern Dad! SOUTHERN DAD!!! I SAID TURN IT OFF!!!!!!
(possibly some hitting may occur at this point, either on the head, on the back, or kicking of the shins)
You have a problem. Quit setting your alarm clock! You never use it to get up, I’m the one who gets you awake when MY alarm clock goes off!
Southern Dad:
You want some cheese with that whine?
Southern Mom:
Oh, that’s nice. 1988 called and wants it’s snappy putdown back!
Southern Dad:
Shut up!
Lather, rinse, repeat every GD morning!
*who am I kidding, we actually say all of this. Every. Morning.
No jinxing, please March 13, 2007
Ok, apparently comments seem to be working this morning. At least on this computer. I don’t know if it’s a browser thing, because I use FF at home, but I use IE at work. At any rate, I’m probably jinxing the whole damn thing by writing a post about my comments working. And? If they don’t work for you today? Then just fuck* the whole non comment working thing!
*Just for you, Truvy!









